check out an interview with Tim Exile at http://rockthedub.blogspot.com/2006/08/rock-dub-interview-tim-exile.html
The Gabbaret Lounge Radio Show part 2
Like John Peel on fuckup juice, Chris Morris on contraceptives, The Mighty Boosh on probation. But most importantly me on you. Put down your razor, stick your fingers in your ears in case you do something bad with them and let me do the cutting. You're an A-grade self-harmer, you deserve a break.
In part 2: A Harpsichord, Nicholas Parsons, MC Nicholas Parsons, MC Gonorhoea Manual, MC Youtube Laughing-stock, Local and National Nudes. Music from Zuinosin, The Gasman, Rob Steady, Ed Coate, Ebola & Otto Van Schirach, Luke Vibert, FSOL & Squarepusher
Download's in the stuff section. I'll put up artwork, trancklisting an an extended version soon (same sketches but the music plays for longer).
Like John Peel on fuckup juice, Chris Morris on contraceptives, The Mighty Boosh on probation. But most importantly me on you. Put down your razor, stick your fingers in your ears in case you do something bad with them and let me do the cutting. You're an A-grade self-harmer, you deserve a break.
Part 2 of the Gabbaret Lounge is just wiping up and will be available to greet you very shortly.
This episode features music from Luke Vibert, Squarepusher, Future Sound Of London, Ebola, Zuinosin, Rob Steady, Nicholas Parsons, Tricity Bendix, Shires Lynx, Armitage Shanks & The Royal Doultons
There's a new liveset for your ears. If only it was for your mouth as well. Just think. It was recorded on 10th June at the Wilsonic festival in Slovakia. I played after Vex'd & before LTJ Bukem. I wondered whether programming me in between artists of such vast variation was a statement about my mediocrity. Head to the stuff page to download it. See you at Glade for Bass Boxing!
Glade is nearing at a pantyshitting rate. And so is the public unveiling of Bass Boxing.Bass Boxing is currently the best multimedia solution to hitting people. It's a wigged out 'n hacked 80s-style arcade game severed from its motherchip and thrust trembling into the real world. It's boxing gone bonkers at 120 decibels. Contenders wallop each other in a ring with oversized wireless boxing gloves triggering bass drops, kicks and various other brutal noises through an ear-bending soundsystem. Points are scored through deft knuckle use, stealth and heroism. Twat em hard and fast and you'll 'come good' with hi scores and bonus noises, be slow off the mark and get a shower of abuse from the machine. Check out the progress of the game on the realtime animated graphics screens or watch your mates pound and get pounded.
The first edition of the Gabbaret Lounge Radio show which went out on Resonance FM on Wednesday 12th April is now up for download in the stuff section. Take a copy, there are plenty to go around.
The bandwidth has already gone through the roof in just over 2 weeks so I've hatched a new plan: instead of having all of my audio world here at once I'm going to have a special featured audio download each month, starting from now. These will most likely be live sets, Gabbaret Lounge shows and jams.
It's a busy few months ahead so I'm not going to be able to do the regular Wednesday slot on Resonance FM else I won't get any other stuff done like new albums et al. Instead I'll be doing a Gabbaret Lounge show as and when I get the chance. They'll appear as the featured monthly download.
I've removed all the sample packs but if you still want to download them, they're mirrored somewhere I believe although I know not of the URL.
Well they've got the show now as the internet is being clement after last week's technical nightmares, so it'll be going out between 10 & 11 on Wednesday 12th April. See the other news items for more info
This new website malarky has gone nuts in a way not even squirrels can imagine. I've already reached my monthly quota for bandwidth after upgrading the hosting twice, so from now on every file you honeymofos download this month I'm paying for. If you're browsing around to find a file you thought you'd downloaded but can't find, use windows search or sherlock. If you know a mate who's got the file already, get it off them. Also get them out on the P2Ps if you can. Ta. Otherwise I'll be bankrupt and will have to take down all the big files.
Unfortunately due to the ills of bad fortune descending over the vallies of the internet I was unable to upload the first edition of The Gabbaret Lounge to the my FTP in time for the show to go ahead, despite numerous attempts and even a sordid affair with yousendit.com. So instead you will have the pleasure of my wireless company for the first time next Wednesday 12th April between 10pm and 11pm. Listen in on 104.4 FM or stream live from www.resonancefm.com. If you do good things to your neighbours I might upload it here in throbbing 192kbps splendour. For a bit.
Gabba Boxing is currently the best multi-media solution to hitting people. Contenders beat varying consistencies of faeces out of each other with wireless boxing gloves that splatter rectal gabba kicks and bass drops out of a bastard-grade soundsystem each time you hit. Those contenders who are less adept get showered with a tirade of abuse from a sweaty cunt. You get bonus points & extra filthy noises for fast twatting... and you win by hitting your opponent more than it hits you.
A lucky few witnessed its first road test at the Overkill Mega-rave-blast at Electrowerkz, October 2005 where an unexpected degree of crowd enthusiasm ran the prototype into the ground within an hour of opening. Fortunately for pugilists it's returning with an industrial-grade vengeance at this year's Glade Festival. Doogle and Roxy, the Gabba Boxing co-conspirators, are working their pierced genitalia off making wireless boxing gloves especially for the occasion.
Doogle - Electronics, firmware, wireless protocol, high scores, programming in assembler code, being a genius, founding Microsoft
Roxy - Glove design & manufacture, textile engineering
Tim Exile - Concept, game play, reaktor shiznit, sound design, 'putting it about'
Welcome to exileweb 0.5
Domestic Products, The original PHP/MySQL Mashup badboys have turned www.timexile.com into a 5d information roasting pot where you'll find a sea of information which you wouldn't know how to use unless it had been organised so damn well. There's a complete list of future gigs and events, an extensive discography with auditionable clips, news, and the stuff section where you'll find everything from free samples, live sets, patches to pics and videos. Play with the wigged out flash graphics. Listen to clips in the built in flash player. Get an overview of everything that's new on the front page or go straight to a section to see more... and come back for regular updates. Content will come streaming in as regularly as a vegan's bowel movements
Starting on April 5th I'll be presenting & producing The Gabbaret Lounge radio show on Resonance FM. It'll go out every Wednesday between 10-11pm running up until the launch of Tim Exile's Nuisance Gabbaret Lounge at the end of May.
I'll be showing 3 fingers to the crate diggers and playing the music I have and like, music by my friends, music that my friends and family like, and I might even interview my Gran if I can. There be japes, there be humour, there be good funny music and there be bad funny music. Broadcasting for tits. This is NOT artcasting.
All motherfuckers out there will probably have heard of the Glade festival for motherfuckers. May I refer the remainder to your local GP after bringing your attention to the following announcement:
I'm 'doing' a mini-stage at the Glade festival for motherfuckers this year. It will be located next to the Overkill Tent (nee littleBig). The main feature will be the gabba boxing about which one can read elsewhither hither on this websither. The rest of the time will be occupied variously by Wrong Music Survivor Series, Gabbaret Antics, an Instrumentality uber-tag-team jam and 'celebrity' Gabba Boxing with films in the evening from the likes of Nothing To See Here, Chelmsford Film Society and Wrong Films.